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🪨 SON HUY: THE LOST CAVE TABLET OF HUNGRY SCOTTUS 🪨 (Translated from Cave Grunt to modern Adelaide-ish.) Me Scottus Caveman 🪓 Jesslyn Cavewoman 💃 Tapeworm Caveworm 🪱 living in tummy cave, screaming always. We stomp Hanson Road like two Woolies trolleys with one dodgy wheel. Son Huy glow at us like sacred lantern shrine from Wingfield gods 🔥 🍚 FRIED RICE MOUNTAIN OF DESTINY Plate arrive. BOOM. Mountain. Bigger than hills behind Golden Grove. Rice sparkle like pokies at Munno Para. Shrimp go plop plop. Chinese sausage go YEET into mouth. Jesslyn eat cute like princess 😇 Me caveman grab so much rice me hand disappear like magic trick. Tapeworm inside yelling FEED ME FATHER 🪱💢 Me say SHUT UP WORM ME BUSY EATING Worm wiggle anyway 😵‍💫 🍜 BEEF PHO OF ANCESTORS Steam hit face like bus exhaust at Arndale 🚍🔥 Bowl deep like secrets of Holden factory ruins. Broth taste like heaven mixed with petrol station lollies. Jesslyn sip gentle 🍵 Noodles slap face like wet rope. Beef soft soft. Onion circles floating doing ring-around-a-rosie. Tapeworm Caveworm doing cartwheels inside 🪱🤸‍♂️ Tapeworm began speaking in tongues: “SSSSSLURP’TA KRAKTA WORM’TA BROTHOS 🐖 CRISPY PORK OF THUNDER CRACKLE. LOUD. Sound like SAPOL helicopter at 3am 🚁 Jesslyn grab first piece, roar like warrior queen 🦁 Me caveman scared but hungry. Me bite. Me soul leave body, come back with Bunnings sausage 🌭✨ Cucumber cool. Pickle attack tongue like small angry ghost 👻 Rice good. Everything good. Tapeworm long now. Tapeworm practically renting space inside. After the feast, Tapeworm Caveworm grew strong. Strong like forklift. Strong like bloke who lifts at Anytime Fitness at 3am. It stood inside belly temple and proclaimed: “I AM WORMOS, FIRST OF MY NAME, HUNGRY OF ALL THINGS.” 🪨 FINAL CAVE VERDICT Son Huy sacred. Son Huy powerful. Son Huy feed tribe until brain smooth like river rock. Me Scottus full 🦍 Jesslyn Cavewoman happy 💕 Tapeworm Caveworm doing worm rave inside belly 🪱💃🪱🎶🪱 5 stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ If disagree, meet us in cave behind Bunnings, bring weapon, no crying.